Friday 16 February 2018

SMART; AFTERWARDS



**BEEP** **BEEP**
Txn: Credit
Acct: 2XX..80X
Amt: N30 000.00
Desc: Allowance
Date: 22/02/18 13:18
Bal: N31 074.45

 


John just got credited with a little over a meager sum. “Finally, I’m not as broke as I was a few minutes ago”, he thought to himself.
“What to do, what to do?? Oh, yes; haven’t seen Jane in a while. We should hang out (maybe the movies); no wisdom in letting sleeping dogs lie. Ah!! Mary, where have you been?? A day or two after Jane, I think you best come over; we’ve got some catching up to do. Wait!! What’s up with Jason and Felix? They seem to be MIA. I should call them up first; we need to empty some bottles. Tomorrow would take care of itself”.






**BEEP** **BEEP**
Txn: Debit
Acct: 2XX..80X
Amt: N200.00
Ref: MOBILE 0008744534; VT:MTN 2348034457453: 23 48
Date: 25/02/18 18:52
Bal: N2 074.45



John thinks to himself, “I should’ve been smarter.”







John was smart; afterwards

Don't be like John

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